Don't forget the toilet

grimdorkjade:

omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC

AND IT CAME OUT LIKE

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

gottacatchemall:

[火山にて]

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

reblogmyselfie:

mikus-in-the-tardis:

slenclerkush:

reblogmyselfie:

reblogmyselfie:

my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock

walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock

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thank u for ur contribution it changed my life

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

314eater:

the amounts of times i say “im hungry” in a day is not ok